Computers According to Carol

A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.

B is for Backup: always look in your rear position mirror first.

C is for Caddy: portion of computing machine that holds a java cup.

D is for Defrag: a popular dance in the 1920's.

E is for Email: station business office talking for express mail.

F is for Folder: before I pack a dress, I fold up er.

G is for Game Port: sail ships dock there to play.

H is for Hard Drive: going from Toronto to Sunshine State by car.

I is for Internet: a basketball have to acquire inter network to score.

J is for JPEG: similar to a square nail down in a unit of ammunition hole.

K is for Keyboard: I hang my keys here so I don't lose them.

L is for Laser Printer: placed on oculus during laser surgery.

M is for Memory: deteriorates unless I utilize it.

N is for Newbie: a recent improver to the hive.

O is for Online: a covered row when playing Bingo.

P is for Program: usually handed out at beginning of a show.

Q is for Quit: don't ever!

R is for Ram: a male sheep.

S is for Software: the best clothing to buy.

T is for Traffic: always heaviest at haste hour.

U is for URL: short for You Are Loved.

V is for Virus: the ground we acquire vaccinations.

W is for WYSIWYG: a pantywaist wearing a toupee.

X is for X-Axis: excavation for hoarded wealth here, but not with an axe.

Y is for Yahoo: often yelled after a win.

Z is for Zipped File: another name for zippered briefcase.